Friday, May 8, 2009

Dijongate

STOP THE PRESSES! OBAMA EATS THINGS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES! HE IS UN-AMERICAN! HE IS EATING ELITIST CONDIMENTS!


Really? Really Fox News?

I used to work at a coffee shop and we had CNN on tv all day, every day. I found out a few things about news stations like that, namely that they talk about one of these three things:
1- War
2- Terrorism
3 - Betsy Sue winning the blue ribbon at the county fair

Remember a while back when all those monks were murdered while protesting peacefully? Think that CNN/Fox News showed it? Nope. Instead one of the headline stories they showed was about a man who owned a large rabbit. No joke.

It's not a surprise, though, that the president ordering Dijon mustard made the news. I guess I can't criticize too much...after all, the only thing they talked about when he came to visit Canada was the fact that he ate a Beaver Tail.

1 comment:

  1. CNN's top story during the week in September, when the market's were crashing and Paulson was running around getting 700 billion for his friends on Wall St, was that Lindsey Lohan was gay.

    (Read SAarcastically) I felt so much better knowing this washed up actress had finally found love.

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